Big Bill and Little Willie

Big Bill sat in the white house chair
and Little Willie, he was right down there
such a romantic escapade
breakin’ in a new white house aid

now, Big Bill, he was born to rule
he was Phi Beta Somethin’ from an ivy school
they say he coulda made it all the way
but Little Willie kept gettin’ in the way

oh Big Bill, Little Willie

young one Monica, so direct
she wants a job workin’ for the chief exec
says Big Bill, “Well that’s just fine
but you ask Little Willie, he’s a friend of mine”

there was real passion, real sweat
Viagra wasn’t even invented yet
hold the coffee, tip the waiter
don’t touch that stain, you can use it later

oh Big Bill, Little Willie (X2)

you know the story, you’ve heard the tale
you light up but you don’t inhale
is it sex or show biz
well that depends on what the meaning of “is” is, doesn’t it

now when the story finally busted wide
Big Bill put on his favorite Monica tie
and he addressed the nation on TV
said “I did not have sex with that woman – she had sex with me”

he went to church, he bowed his head
and he prayed above his daily bread
he was contrite we were assured
but Little Willie never said a word

oh Big Bill, Little Willie (X2)

you know the story, you’ve heard the tale
you light up but you don’t inhale
is it sex or show biz
well that depends on what the meaning of “is” is, doesn’t it

so pay your money, take your chance
just take that cigar out of your pants
face the future, give and take
but whatever you do you better stay awake

oh Big Bill, Little Willie (X3)