Love Family Man

I went to see the guru
but the guru wouldn’t see me
‘cause he was with his banker
they were countin’ up the money
he had a great big house
he had acres of land
he was so enlightened
I could hardly stand it

he’s a Love Family man
and he knows what side his love is buttered on

I had to take my shoes off
it was a hard wood floor
all the women were barefoot
I wonder what for
there was a grand piano
there was a big TV
there was a picture of the guru
lookin’ down at me

he’s a Love Family man
and he knows what side his love is buttered on

the guru came out then
and he said hello
he said he had a revelation
I said, way to go
he said he had the answers
I said I did too
he said, oh no you don’t
I said well neither do you

he’s a Love Family man
and he knows what side his love is buttered on