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Elon

lookin’ out from under the weeds last night
I saw a bright light up in the sky
could it be the end of the world I’m thinkin’
I’m too young to die
Then someone said that’s Elon Musk
and his rocket ship debris
better find a place to hide, says I
’cause it’s comin’ right at me

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Elon, Elon
goin’ off on one of his trips
Elon, Elon
let ‘em eat rocket ships

Elon says we need to look to the stars
it’s gettin’ bad down here
“I got the money, we’re goin’ to Mars
move over, I’ll steer”
like when there’s too many dirty dishes
in humanity’s kitchen sink
we ain’t cleanin’, we’re just leavin’
that’s the way some people think

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Elon’s got the money, honey
and Elon’s got the plan
he knows how to get up and get goin’
he just needs to learn to land
he was watchin’ too many fireworks
when he was a kid
now he just builds things that blow up
like that last one did

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Elon’s on the move he’s out there
walkin’ ‘round the town
passin’ by a homeless camp
for people out and down
someone says “excuse me mister
my life is hit and miss
I need something to eat” and Elon says
“here, chew on this”

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have we learned nothing all these
long millennial years
scratchin’ our mumbles on the cave walls
and chuckin’ our nuclear spears
packin’ up the wagons
headed out for someplace new
leaving, always leaving
that’s the best that we could do

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