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Joe Camel (King Of Sleaze)

Hey Joe, get out of my face
you be pushin’ that stuff all over the place
I got better things to do
than to be puttin’ up with the likes of you

Hey Joe, get out of my neighborhood
everybody knows you’re up to no good
you’d sell cigarettes to an eight year old
how could you be so cold

Hump-back Camel, cough and wheeze
you got to be the king of sleaze

Hey Joe, you really crossed the line
with that free rollin’ billboard sign
cruisin’ around all over town
somebody might have to knock it down

Hey Joe, you’d look a little strange
with your testicle face all rearranged
wouldn’t nobody say it was wrong
they’ll just wonder what took so long

Hump-back Camel, cough and wheeze
you got to be the king of sleaze

Hey Joe, this is war
I ain’t gonna play your cynical game no more
watchin’ you turn your money green
while I get hooked up to a lung machine

Hey Joe, say what you will
I got a good idea how many people you kill
and pretty soon, some little while
we gonna put you up for a murder trial

Hump-back Camel, cough and wheeze
you got to be the king of sleaze