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Moron

he may be celebrity
he may be on TV
he may be the big VP
Jesus what a sight to see
he’s a moron

he may be authority
he may have seniority
he may be the main event
he may even be the president
but he’s a moron more often than not

he may have been a little boy
who liked to play with power toys
but he’s old enough to squeal now
and all his toys are real now
and he’s a moron

he may be a college grad
a credit to his dear old dad
clean cut and well bred
pat him on his little head
‘cause he’s a moron more often than not

morons on the TV morons on the news
I see any more of these morons gonna get me the moron blues

just the other day
this moron was heard to say
“your flag is like a parachute
don’t think about it just salute”
just salute
some people think they’re entertaining
but me I find it kinda draining
to watch this moron politic
walk softly and carry a big stick
a big stick
wonder what they’re gonna do with it

he may be only following orders
acting like a human tape recorder
a professional automaton
soon to be an ex-con
but he’s a moron

he may be your father’s ghost
the movie start you love the most
a savior with a six-gun
but after all is said and done
he’s a moron

morons in the white house morons on the news
I see any more of these morons gonna get me the moron blues